The scariest thing you could do on Halloween? Pull up to the function with a half-assed—or worse yet, nonexistent—costume. Think about it. What other day of the year are you subject to sending the combined message of, "I am lazy, boring, and not spooky," in one go? So, no—you are not being "drunk" for Halloween again, Brad. That being said, we, like Brad, are also pretty lazy. It's hard to pick up your laundry and stay hydrated and remember to floss AND find a last-minute Halloween costume before you have to embark on the Week Of Endless Halloween-Themed Events. That, dear readers, is where we come in. Finding last-minute shit is our JAM, and we couldn't be happier to virtually hold your hand as we take a stroll down the internet's Spirit Halloween aisles. So enjoy this short list of choice costume ideas, from a "shrimp rider" to a ZZ Top member to Brittany Murphy in 'Clueless'—and beyond! |
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