10.20.2023

The Absolute Gnarliest Halloween Masks We Could Find

Tis the season, baby—not just for pumpkin spice lube and awkward conversations about exclusivity, but also about gettin' SCARYYYYYY! Putting the "Hell" in "hello!" today are these Halloween masks, which are so unhinged—no, really, some of the jaws unhinge—that we've completely dissociated our brains from our bodies to bring them to your humble, spooky fall porch. We already feel like a human clam, so why not dress up like one? Buy these masks, take on an alternate persona, and freak out all your loved ones and frenemies, but please don't wear them around us.

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  HAVEN ATHLETIC

This Genius Duffel Bag Solves the #1 Problem With Gym Bags

Haven Athletic's sold-out gym bag is finally back in stock, and I can attest from owning one that it makes gym life way easier and more dignified. Unlike many of those of other major athletic gear retailers, the brand's gym bags are no afterthought; every backpack and duffel is specifically designed to keep your sporty stuff organized and minimize problems and distractions during your workout experience.

$249 at Haven Athletic

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COLLECTION OF THE WEEK

The Best Men's Cargo Pants (to Stash Your Wallet, iPhone, and Vape Pen)

Whether you're heading to shred some gnar, to grab dinner with friends, or to work in an actual office twice a week, cargos should be your new wardrobe staple. If you're feeling like your closet has a case of big autumn energy and you want to turn up your daily hybrid-remote/office wardrobe, these are the best cargo pants for men. You can look fly and stash so much stuff hands-free. (Pockets for days = heaven.)